I cannot sleep for the life of me so I thought I'd jot down my wacked out, sleep-deprived thoughts for your amusement.
---
I think it's cool when my heart beats at the same tempo as my wall clock. That means my pulse is 60 bpm.
Have you ever noticed that we see in black and white once light levels get below a certain point?
It's really dark outside I think it might be the new moon but I'm too lazy to check.
My computer makes noises like R2D2.
Things get louder when you want them to get quieter, but also when you listen harder for them. What if that's the same thing?!
Forever is a relative term. So is never. Like I said I'd never get a Facebook. Or never get my ears pierced. Or never fall in love again. Or that I'd love someone forever. Or when you see your friends and they're all like "I haven't seen you in forever!"
If you stare at a word long enough it stops looking like a word.
Why do people spend so much money on Netflix and all that stuff when prettymuch any movie or tv show you could ever want to watch is available somewhere for free on the internet?
People on the internet either treat each other like dirt or worship them like celebrities.
In real life, most fun things are considered lame. But on the internet, if you don't do those things you are an outcast.
Tumblr is literally like a big pile of shiny things, stolen items, family secrets, and long-lost relatives just waiting to be sorted through.
We waste so much time doing things that just don't freakin' matter.
There's just something intimate about sending a video to someone or talking on skype, even if you're just like, eating a sandwich.
I want a sandwich.
It's 2 am I can't eat a sandwich.
Doesn't eating late at night cause weight gain?
I could just Google it but I'm too lazy.
People go to ridiculous lengths just to get attention.
Why does intelligence come with the impulse to lie?
Why do we always fall for our best friends?'
Why do we do things that hurt us, even when we know we are being unnecessarily stupid?
No comments:
Post a Comment