Tuesday, August 9, 2011

What I've Learned from Nerd Music

As a devoted nerdfighter, my mp3 player is naturally packed with lots of Wrock, Trock, and other random music by various made-of-awesome people. Listening to these amazing songs the other day, I realized that I have learned alot of things from these songs, although some of them are completely useless things to know. I figured I'd post them here for your amusement...

  • How NOT to play Mario Kart Wii
  • Singing cliches is not an effective way to win someone's heart
  • Eating candy floss at a funfair is incredibly romantic
  • Skinny jeans from Camden and perfect glossy hair are beautiful
  • Who needs simplicity in this candid game of Hearts?
  • We don't want Georgia to leave
  • When your strings are broken, your heart goes out of tune
  • The pen is sharper than any sharpened sword
  • Heartbreakers sign their emails with an x
  • Don't let your robot boyfriend upgrade to version 2
  • Everything is never as it seems with Hermione or Ron
  • Who woulda thought that two nerds would get to have their day?
  • You need 1667 words a day for NaNoWriMo
  • World of Warcraft ruins lives
  • You need to be able to love yourself (but not that way!)
  • Snacks are more important than properly finishing an album
  • Clearasil, Freederm, and Proactiv don't really work
  • The people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind
  • An animal is a silly thing to be
  • You must taste inspiration and stop chewing the bread of woe
  • Dopamine and norepinephrine are love chemicals
  • We should all watch Hayley G. Hoover's videos
  • Santa Claus throws Jack-O-Lanterns at children on Halloween
  • Rhymezone.com is quite amazing
  • Incredibly cheesy pop songs CAN make the British charts
  • I have learned so incredibly much from Hanks music, I really don't feel like typing it all. So listen to it yourself, become edumacated.
  • However, I think the central message here would be DON'T FORGET TO BE AWESOME!!!!
There are more wonderful artists, and lots of great songs, but at the moment my sore, blistered, wakeboarding hands are tired of typing. So here ya go! DFTBA, and I promise to post again soon. I'm sorta trying to do BALA (Blog A Lotta August), but due to the fact that I started 9 days late it's a bit of a challenge. Here Goes..... 

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